This Title Has More Words Than It Deserves
And None Of Them Relate To The Content

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1. Things sound more profound
2. When formatted in haiku:
3. Behold, pretension!
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5. Bastardized Latin
6. Will give it authority:
7. Ego, praetension!
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9. Something self-loathing
10. To be edgy and moving:
11. Curse my pretensions!
12.  
13. Add in a swear word
14. For the sake of offending:
15. Fuck, I'm pretentious!
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17. Re-align the text
18. To make it more intriguing:
19. ........................And more.................................pretentious.
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21. But don't follow rules,
22. Break the established pattern:
23. I'm much too pretentious to follow the standard form of haiku!
24. How do you like that, tradition?